View topic - The WoodenDong Report (Game #14, vs. Cinci)

[StillMill Profile]

The WoodenDong Report (Game #14, vs. Cinci) has been posted by Still Mill at Stillers.com.

[Pommah Profile]

FWD = Fat Wallet Disease, now that is funny!

Ought to compile a list of players who developed it, lardass Woodley would be right at the top. Mike Wallace developed it a year before he even got his fat wallet

[LenSherwood Profile]

I wonder if in the future you are going to be doing the Jarvis Jonesdong report. I don't see much there right now. Yeah first year and all that--but that build is way too slight to have to take on the monsterous houses that are NFL left tackles. He can't even out run them. He is slow as dogshit. All the gaga bullshit about SEC blah blah. Give me a mid major player--those SEC guys have had a pro career already.

[StillMill Profile]

Leonard, I'll consider doing a Jones report, if he dogs it while being fawned over by the Pgh media. Let's see how he fares in 2014. Remember, Pola looked like Gomer Pyle his rookie season.

[LenSherwood Profile]

Mill-- I guess you will also have to see if they hand Jones 61 million. He is still a bargain now.

[Matthew1516 Profile]

Woodley is by far the worst of the bunch that Mill has singled out. The GilDong report was classic, and I wish Mill would still attach footage and screen shots that conclusively settled the matter. It was the funniest thing on this site, while also being dead-on in calling out an overrated fraud.

But that said, Gildon was not half the dog as this Woodley. At least Gildon got some Dong sacks, and even got a sack against us when we finally got rid of him. And Joey Porter had done too much as a Steeler to be the replacement for the GilDong report.

Woodley hardly ever suits up, and when he does play, he is lethargic and unproductive. We are lucky when he even appears on the stat sheet. His contract is a franchise killer, as we are stuck with it no matter what happens -- unless he dies or is caught with some gay prostitutes (except these days within the Burgh's city limits, that would make him a civil rights hero).

Simply put, Woodley is the biggest turd in franchise history.