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Hittin the town tonight with the hottest girl ive ever seen

Postby Hi5Steeler » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:32 pm

I wont be online. dont wait up late. This girl is the hottest girl in our gym for the last couple years. Everyone is in love with this girl. I am on FI AH!


Seriously folks if this works out I may hang up my bachelor shoes. She is a total hollywood movie starlette~! :heart:

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Postby steelerette » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:06 pm

Have a great time, Hi5. Treat her right, and don't screw it up. :lol:

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Postby lynchcowher » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:20 pm

Don't forget to tip her buddy!!!

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Postby thesteelhammer » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:23 pm

lynchcowher wrote:Don't forget to tip her buddy!!!


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Postby GodfatherofSoul » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:22 am

steelerette wrote:Have a great time, Hi5. Treat her right, and don't screw it up. :lol:


You're new here. HiV is the local version of a famous John Lovitz SNL character. He's probably taking her on a date to his private Island on his 400 ft yacht. Yeah, that's the ticket!

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Postby Crosby4Life » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:04 pm

As long as her chins don't outnumber her teeth, I say go for it ;)

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Postby WoodsonOfSteel » Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:55 pm

Good luck with her, Hi5...

Just make sure you don't get her too close to any sharp objects.

She might 'fly away' on ya. 8-)

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Postby WoodsonOfSteel » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:03 pm

Hey Hi5...

How'd your hottie rendezvous go? Enquiring minds want to know.

Are you one step closer to the ole ball-n-chain :balloon: ?

Rhetorical question, Farley.

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Postby Hi5Steeler » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:23 am

We had a wild night for sure! Started out at uncorked doing some high end wine tasting and walked up the street to masu sushi after. No alcohol there as we had quite a bit with two flights each at the wine tasting place.
We then drove...well I drove us in the Audi A8L down to Los Gatos and stopped in at Forbes mill steak house...they were closed but I knew the somolier and they let me in to the bar and we had a couple glasses there...she went with a fine russian river syrah and I went with a decent but not fantastic cabernet. After that we hit 180 which is a high end club down the street. Above one of the bars they have a very hot busty girl in lingerie in a large glass box ...she just lays there and drinks some sort of martini....pretty cool place but every time I went to the restroom a girl or two would accost me. One actually bumped into me deliberately with her tatas....

Long night and a couple of her azian hottie girlfriends came up to meet us and i bought us all a few rounds....at 12 bucks per shot ordered this tallied up quickly but thats how I roll. The girls all asked me to drive them home later if possible. A few thoughts danced through my head about this especially after the girl in the box finally came down and was chatting with us. My date then started brushing the big tata lingerie glass box girls tatas...of course she had changed by then but this was a much more interesting show for me. I see this type of stuff all the time but I never tire of it. And the glass box girl then grabbed both my dates hands and put them both on each tata....ok this night is really shaping up im thinking!

At this point Im calculating different plans...on one hand I have the hottest azian girl ive seen in TWO years and every guy in the gym has been drooling over her for just as long. And our gym is at the top of santana row one of the hottest spots in CA...tons of the hottest girls youve ever seen and my date is one of the top two ever seen there....but im digressing and rambling.....anyways...Do I want to exit early with just my date? ...do i want to bring the glass box girl with us?.....or do i want to bring the two azian friends of my date back to her place as they requested?....yes the friends are super hot too....

Well I finally decided to leave with just my date. She is a career woman working in real estate for a large firm. Side note I actually am friends with the multi millionaire owner of her company....Gino ...nice guy and married but hes always rolling in to the gym with a different hottie office assistant....

Ok so long story short we get up to her swanky loft ...just built and are out by the balcony on a couch and she is reading me the ENTIRE "I dont play on first date I dont even kiss....story..." of which I completely ignore....I HAVE to see whats been on display for years at the gym and completely off limits to normal men....

well I was wrong sortof and she was right....I got no kiss ....I didnt get much of anything except her down to the hottest thong around....and all was going well considering.......considering most men would shank their best buddy to get this hottie.....and finally I decided to do the gentlemanly thing and let her know im going home.....

this is my MOST FAMOUS close and yes....its the take away close...folks....i DO work out at the gym five days a week two hours a day and i also do five hundred crunches a day......trust me the take away does work....

so there i am at the front door and at first shes ok yes you should go but when the door opens.....wait ...come back ...you could maybe sleep downstairs till morning......

ah....yes......HIGH FIVE has scored again!!!!

I cannot give further details at this point and have left out some funny points like she also has an audi quattro but suffice to say SHE had the time of her life that night.....and thats all i have to say about that for now......

but yes.....shes a keeper and I may.....and next time....ill have her two azian girlfriends over.....juuuuust to see what arises.....

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Postby Pittsburgh » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:47 am

Oh shizzy Nizzle.

Nice Read you certainly had yourself a nice weekend.
Yeah sounds like you found a keeper.
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Postby stillhearted » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:26 pm

meh

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Postby Nashsteeler » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:26 pm

ROFL

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Postby No l Gravity l » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:21 pm

Hi5Steeler wrote:I wont be online. dont wait up late. This girl is the hottest girl in our gym for the last couple years. Everyone is in love with this girl. I am on FI AH!


Seriously folks if this works out I may hang up my bachelor shoes. She is a total hollywood movie starlette~! :heart:


PICS OR GTFO!!!

:D

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Postby Hi5Steeler » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:09 am

taking her out this sat night to the city


thats san francisco...bout 45 minute drive north.

I will see about getting some pics.

she is mindfuckingboggling hot.

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Postby WoodsonOfSteel » Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:09 am

Saturday night has come and passed.

Humor us, Hi5. Your time has come to shine yet again.

:celebrate:

:? :suahhbs:

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Postby Hi5Steeler » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:42 pm

recap coming......


no pun intended :D

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Postby lloydrules » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:46 pm

stillhearted wrote:meh


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