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[SnatchSacker Profile]

The Patriots will be holding a news conference first thing in the morning. According to sources, Tom Brady experienced difficulty in changing his tampon today. He also broke a nail in the process and a pedicurist has been rushed to the Belicheck house (sources confirm this is where Brady is staying due to the fact that he and his girlfriend's period come at different times of the month.). Sources say, Belicheck is breast feeding Tammy in hopes of a quick recovery and there is talk of having Brady's tubes tied.

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[WoodsonOfSteel Profile]

SnatchSacker... Cite your source(s) on Stillers.com.

http://www.bradydoneisfun.com reports that Brady's season-ending surgery is needed to have a turkey baster removed after he apparently got it stuck up his vuh-jay-jay trying to rinse the sand out after a ticky-tack sack.

More details to come...