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[StillMill Profile]

The WoodenDong Report (Game #7, @ Arizona) has been posted by Still Mill at Stillers.com.

[Nashsteeler Profile]

As much as i enjoy the dong reports, I miss the milk cartons with Gildon's picture on them.

That said, Woodley was pretty mediocre out there, but he was still the best of the 4 starters. The LB core is a mess without Harrison, which has some implications for the coming game against the Patriots. Brady has always spread the Steelers out to get our LB's off the field. This year, maybe that's ok. The problem is if they spread us out while still in 21 personnel 2WR/2TE/1RB. Lebeau will see that "base" personnel package and counter with the base 3-4 D, but the look will be like a 4 WR look, and that's the formation that will give the team problems. Farrior and foote would likely be tasked to cover Hernandez and Gronkowsi, and that's a matchup the Steelers will lose all day. and even if the Steelers come with nickel or dime to counter that package, Brady is smart enough to audible to a run. We're going to be seeing that package and look alot on Sunday and it'll be up to the offense to keep up. Hopefully, our D gets a stop or two more than theirs does.

[SteelTank Profile]

The Milk Cartons are all-time Mill classics!

I also miss Carla Enema comments just because this is one of the best nicknames Mill has ever come up with. I think I may have given him that one though.

This committee is very hard on Big Lamar though. He had a pretty good game and I would have to give him credit for at least one legitimate sack. Whoever is on this committee needs to be a little more reflective about how hard it is to get a sack even if you are beating a guard or Tight End.

[steelersfan051572 Profile]

Still Mill gave Woodley a B+ for his efforts last week and also mentioned him as one of the contenders for the weekly "Hard Hat Award". Nevertheless, he's back at it again with the tired and redundant "Wooden Dong Report". I honestly am starting to believe the Mill is obsessed with Woodley and is having a hard time coping with his new found homosexual feelings/urges and is lashing out at him in an attempt to feel more manly. Closets are for coats, come on out Still!

[Fire Arians Profile]

the commentary is overly harsh but to be honest this shit makes me laugh, keep it coming

[Still Peon Profile]

Still Mill gave Woodley a B+ for his efforts last week and also mentioned him as one of the contenders for the weekly "Hard Hat Award"

the commentary is overly harsh but to be honest this shit makes me laugh,

Yeah, I also feel Woodley had a good game, not a monster game, but right on par with Joey Porter when he felt like showing up. But like ole' Joey, big Lamarr has drawn the ire of Mill and many others, for getting paid lots of money and then becoming a phantom player on game day, while racking up dong stats. I seriously doubt that Woodley reads this, or has even heard of it, but perhaps some of the criticism might filter through to him, or show itself elsewhere in the sporting press, and then maybe help encourage Wood to play a real game. As far as getting a pass from Mill for any given week, I think the B+ and Hard Hat consideration are the closest thing he's going to get this year. The rule is, I think, once Mill forms a case against you, he cannot relent, and we must all take it for what it is from week to week. Once a player goes passed a certain level of ineptitude in-proportionate to their salary, Mill doesn't believe going soft on him, or praising him for any reason will do him any good from that moment forward......hence the dong reports. Hell, he barely praises anyone anyways, and it's a pretty well known fact that Mill's cup of acid runneth over with harsh criticism......the negative exaggeration is intentional.

Besides, just to show how hard it was to bash Lamarr this week, Mill decided to make a mistake of his own:

- on 3d & 11 (an obvious passing down) early in the 2Q, LaMarr was SOLO blocked by a GUARD on an over-load blitz, in which the Stillers overloaded their left side and overwhelmed the right side of the Jax line. LaMarr got a Dong Sack for a 7-yard loss.

I can see how this case of mistaken identity can happen, given the deja vu properties of both teams, and how the Stillers appeared to be toying with both of them. See guys........and you too Lamarr.......everyone makes mistakes. But, until Mill makes a habit of this, starts getting paid $61M, and lazily abbreviates every article by simply saying "The Stillers sucked balls, and Big Lamarr sucked more" then I don't see a need for the MillDong Report anytime soon.

[jdpdts Profile]

This is hilarious!!! After the monster game Woodley had, Mill can't just say, "I think Woodley is terrible and overrated, but he had a great game". Instead Mill slopped and slathered a report together trying to show Woodley as being bad. Maybe we should start writing a MillDong Report?

JP

[StillDodger Profile]

If "slop sacks" were easy, a lot more players in the NFL would be getting them.....................

[Still Peon Profile]

After the monster game Woodley had, Mill can't just say, "I think Woodley is terrible and overrated, but he had a great game".

At this point I'd simply tell you to read my above post, except I already know you did since you shamelessly copied me. Instead, you are missing the point, I'm afraid.