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[StillMill Profile]

The WoodenDong Report (Game #1, @ Ravens) has been posted by Still Mill at Stillers.com.

[LenSherwood Profile]

Well Mill I guess WoodenDong didn't play any worse than the rest of the defense, in his defense. I wonder if your favorite Defensive Coordinator had a say in paying up for this lazy titty jouster as you call him?

[SteelPower Profile]

Funniest article I have read in some time. This is why I come to this site for a breakdown with the right amount of wit and sarcasm. Thanks, love the WoodenDong report Mill

[UKBlackNGold Profile]

Spot on.

Why so many people have a hard-on for Lamaar is beyond me, he was a total non factor through the first 10 games last season - perhaps he'll hot up again in 10 or 11 weeks time, but that is simply not good enough.

This defense as a whole is headed in one direction!

[jdpdts Profile]

Sweet. This is going to be an awesome series of posts. No one can slam the Steelers and ridicule them like you Mill. Can't wait!

[Pump-N-Iron Profile]

IF (and that is a huge IF) he is motivated, Woodley can be dominant. As we have seen over the last few seasons, this is rarely the case. After watching Rocky 3 last night, the similarities are glaringly apparent. Woodley is no longer young & hungry. He no longer has to prove to everyone that he deserves to be in the NFL. He has lost the so called "Eye of the Tiger." Now, after reading all his press clippings, he is caught up in his own hype and trying to avoid a major injury that would unhitch his gravy train.

[ballhair Profile]

Woodley is a big lump of shit. His talent in the league is a dime a dozen. Trade him before its too late! What he does most of the time is as Mill said "tity joust".

[Steel Holiday Profile]

The entire team was lethargic vs. the Rats. Woodley's sack was probably one of the bright spots of the game, a long with Harrison's 4th down stuff. Overall though, none of the linebackers played real well.

[StillMill Profile]

The entire team was lethargic vs. the Rats. Woodley's sack was probably one of the bright spots of the game, a long with Harrison's 4th down stuff. Overall though, none of the linebackers played real well.

The entire team WAS lethargic....but among the starting LBs, by far the most lethargic, feeble, and NON-involved was The $61M Man, Big MaMarr Woodley.

[BradshawsHairdresser Profile]

In the spirit of the Hard Hat award, why not a weekly Dong Award?

Nah, never mind, LaMarr would probably win it every week...