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The last few weeks have been a real emotional roller coaster for us Stiller fans in Pats land. I was so dreading the thought of the Stillers losing another AFC Championship in Foxboro. Instead the tides have turned and I am loving it. I see friends and say, "You must be so bummed Tom Brady's foot operation is going to keep him out of the Pro Bowl!"

Boston talk radio, Pats fans are panicked because their status as "dynasty of the decade" is under threat. By week 14 those clowns were already putting in their orders for super bowl tickets to Dallas. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Just like '07 and counting chickens...

Here are a few of the retorts I've used against Pats fans attempting to bust my Steeler fandom. They're not original to me I'm sure but I've repeated them so often it feels like it.

1. I never realized there were so many Patriots fans in Haiti! Yeah, I just got back from being on a church mission there to rebuild after the earthquake; it seemed like every other kids was wearing a "Patriots 19-0 Perfect Season" t-shirt.

2. Yeah, Ben Roethlisberger, what a bad actor. Next thing you know he'll impregnate his girlfriend and leave her for another woman.

3. That Tom Bady, he's a dam good quarterback. Give him the opposing D's signals, he's a great quarterback, capable of winning championships, even.