View topic - What I want for Christmas....

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Dear Steelers,

You've been holding out on me for a little while now, and delivering sporadically, but I figured out what I really want for Xmas this year.....some more (or any) OFFENSIVE touchdowns. I know you've had a bunch this year, but not many lately, so you may want to revisit the experience as much as possible as the season winds down. I know the O-line is a mess, but now Troy is hurt and you can't depend on him to get you massive field position and D-TDs against the Jets.

So please.....give it a shot and you'll remember immediately what you've been missing. All I want for Christmas is Steelers' Offensive TDs.....and as many as you can score. Just keep scoring TDs from now until the NFL season ends and I will personally be grateful as hell. I'm not kidding.....nobody needs to buy me shit, and the only thing I want is something that can't be bought......at least I think you can't.

Failing that, I have a back-up request......I want Bruce Arians delivered to my living room, all wrapped up with a giant bow on his head. There he'll stay for the rest of the season, and I'm sure my previous wish of TDs is sure to follow. And when you guys start scoring TDs, I can look him right in the face and tell him what a........well, if you've seen "Christmas Vacation" you know the rest.

EDIT: For those who haven't seen that movie....and you should see it: http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sound ... o_good.wav