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by **NJSteel27** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:42 pm

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REX IS SO FAT _________________________________________.

....he's like a bowl of JELLO. It takes him a half-hour to stop quivering when he sits at the dinner table.

by **IC Light** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:28 pm

He make Charlie Weis look hot!!!!

by **SoCal Stiller** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:08 pm

.....if he had to haul ass he'd have to make 2 trips!

by **bigjoespompano** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:29 pm

....When he goes to the beach no one else gets a sun tan!

by **SteelCityFan** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:46 pm

.......if he broke his leg gravy would pour out

by **PSUPERCY** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:25 pm

He can trade clothes with Andy Reid.

by **steelcitymetal** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:04 pm

...his clothes cannot be purchased at a normal department store.

ZING!

by **NJSteel27** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:55 am

IC Light wrote:He make Charlie Weis look hot!!!!

This is so good, I just have to add yet another.........

Rex is so fat.............big ole bloated BA looks at him then spits in his hands and slicks back his hair, rubs chicken grease under his armpits, and rushes off to Shenley Park - hoping some other food-addicted tallywacker-smoker will give him a throw in the hay.

by **steelcitymetal** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:56 am

by **bigjoespompano** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:19 pm

....Last time he went swimming in the ocean he got harpooned.

by **Sun and Steel** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:14 pm

....his butt beeps when he backs up on the sideline..

by **Snockered Pedestrian** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:41 pm

...he's hiring Mark Mangino so he can look thin.

by **NJSteel27** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:00 am

We've got to keep this going

Rex is so fat.................

..................................in their new stadium, the Jets had to construct a car wash in the coaches locker room, just to hose him down after a game!

by **Uhh** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:08 am

How do you find Rex's pussy?

Flip through the folds till you smell shit and then flip back one.

by **NJSteel27** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:46 am

Uhh wrote:How do you find Rex's pussy?

Flip through the folds till you smell shit and then flip back one.

Excellent, but here's an addition to your thought:

To find Rex's pussy, just look for that big clit. You know, that big red thing sprouting some white hair and smells like a dead tuna left on the dock to rot in the hot August sun.

Oh no, that can't be a clit. That smelly, white-haired red thing is Bruce!

by **steelcitymetal** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:21 pm

Uhh wrote:How do you find Rex's pussy?

Flip through the folds till you smell shit and then flip back one.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by **Fire Arians** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:43 pm

hes gonna outdo dirty sanchez and challenge the hot dog eating champion on the sidelines during the 4th quarter

by **Steelhope** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:10 pm

cover him with scrub brushes and send him through the Holland Tunnel

by **LambertoCincoOcho** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:24 pm

Rex is so fat he had to be Baptized at Sea World.

by **punum123** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:25 am

His ass is so fat the team photo had to be converted to a satellite photo :celebrate:

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