View topic - Just for fun: If Ariens had YOUR job....

by **bigjoespompano** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:35 pm

What would happen? What kind of lame-assed, fukked-up things would do (or have done) that no one would ever do?

If he had my position, during an especially heavy lunch rush, he would (for no particular reason) have all of the sandwich guys begin making the sandwiches with the bread on the inside and all the fillings outside.

by **Fire Arians** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:37 pm

he would say the servers are working too well, then unplug all the shit right before the work day is over

thats after taking a 3 hour lunch break feeding his fat face lol

by **stillgrill** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:12 pm

I'm in the investment industry: big butt Bruce would initiate all the stock trades in the wrong accounts and then have a greasy egg&cheez at Primanti's in Mkt Square.

by **lancastill** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:48 pm

I wish air head had my job cuz i dont have one haha

by **hatethebrowns** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:47 pm

I own my own biz

if he had my job he would be hungry and on welfare cause not a fucking person would ever call him

by **Ed Burns** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:22 am

If he had my job, he'd probably hit the other two material handlers with molding, while loading it to the Line. Then at lunch, he'd check all the change slots on the vending machines for Quarters, because he's a greedy dumbfuck. After lunch, we'd have to send Security on a search to find his fat ass after he went to the commode, because he got stuck. He'd last a day, and get fired for fucking up.

Funny, he's been fucking up for 3 Seasons now, yet he still has a job.

by **kurtostill** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:42 pm

Ed Burns wrote: Funny, he's been fucking up for 3 Seasons now, yet he still has a job.

Well, once Arians gets canned as the Stillers OC, he could go work for PennDot and probably last long enough to collect a fat state pension.

(My apologies to any PennDot workers out there on this post â€“ I just couldnâ€™t resist).

by **Ed Burns** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:38 pm

If he worked for PennDot, he'd be the guy leaning on the shovel, not doing a damn thing, while the rest of the guys work.

by **NJSteel27** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:37 am

Arian-nation seems to have SCREWED the Steeler fans for years.

If Arian-nation had the world's oldest profession as his job, he'd PAY his tricks to suck his little willie, or lick his bung, or screw his butthole.......

by **dirtydave61** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:52 am

Haha, great topic!

If the Airhead had my job, while proofreading, he'd change the grammar and spelling so it was wrong, but do it really fast and rack up a bunch of gaudy, meaningless statistics in a losing effort.

by **Bomberman** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:23 pm

I work with explosives (you know, those Smart Bombs you see on TV). He wouldn't last a day without someone getting killed...or end up like Sweed who peed his pants as a child and still does.

:sutimebomb:

by **NJSteel27** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:56 pm

Bomberman wrote:I work with explosives (you know, those Smart Bombs you see on TV). He wouldn't last a day without someone getting killed...or end up like Sweed who peed his pants as a child and still does.

Great one, Bomberman. I just thought of another one:

Having Brucey as an Offensive Coordinator is
like having a Neurosurgeon with Parkinson's !

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