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- bigjoespompano
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A great new Christmas gift for the true Steeler fan!
by bigjoespompano » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:45 pm
Anybody here into Voo Doo? Well, we've got exactly what the cursed Steeler faithful have been looking for to turn that curse around! Unleash some Hell on the very folks that have been unleashing it on YOU all season!
It's a complete set of three Steeler coaches (Ariens, LeBeau and their boss, Little Tykie Momlin)! Don't just sit there and suffer week after week! Hell no! Give back in spades the pain they have been giving you all season!
The offense been running great all day and suddenly (for no apparent reason) the OC switches to a passing game? Just take the patented 'jagged' hat pin (provided) and stick it in his balls! What fun to watch the fat moron double over in agony along the sidelines!
Steelers up by three touchdowns going into the fourth quarter and The 'Legendary' Defensive coordinator goes into the usual 'softee' defense and the other team begins to score like there's no tommorow? Just insert the straight pin in the LeBeau Doll's chest! The entire crowd will scream with delight as they watch their favorite Defensive Coordinator being carried off the field on his back as the Paramedic continues frantically to feed ten thousand volts to him with his paddles!
And, of course, we mustn't over look the Head 'Honcho', Little Tykie Momlin! After watching your Steeler Team Blow yet ANOTHER fourth Quarter lead ( and notch another one in the loss column) what fun you and your Steeler Pals will have watching little Tykie squirm and sweat during his post-game press confrence as you hold your lighter under his doll's specially modified pants! The Dolls pants won't burn but Coach's will! It'll be a laugh riot as little Tykie goes running around in circles as smoke comes pouring out of his rear end! Hey! Someone's got to light a fire under his ass! Why not you?
Order your complete set of Steeler Voo Doo Dolls today for just $29.95 You get all three steeler coaches dressed in their game day attire and you also get out patented 'jagged' straight pins to stick them where it hurts when they do something stupid!
Send your check order money order to :
Steeler Dolls Unleashed
888 Voo Doo street # 666
Upyurass, Haiti
Order Today and avoid the Playoff time rush!
It's a complete set of three Steeler coaches (Ariens, LeBeau and their boss, Little Tykie Momlin)! Don't just sit there and suffer week after week! Hell no! Give back in spades the pain they have been giving you all season!
The offense been running great all day and suddenly (for no apparent reason) the OC switches to a passing game? Just take the patented 'jagged' hat pin (provided) and stick it in his balls! What fun to watch the fat moron double over in agony along the sidelines!
Steelers up by three touchdowns going into the fourth quarter and The 'Legendary' Defensive coordinator goes into the usual 'softee' defense and the other team begins to score like there's no tommorow? Just insert the straight pin in the LeBeau Doll's chest! The entire crowd will scream with delight as they watch their favorite Defensive Coordinator being carried off the field on his back as the Paramedic continues frantically to feed ten thousand volts to him with his paddles!
And, of course, we mustn't over look the Head 'Honcho', Little Tykie Momlin! After watching your Steeler Team Blow yet ANOTHER fourth Quarter lead ( and notch another one in the loss column) what fun you and your Steeler Pals will have watching little Tykie squirm and sweat during his post-game press confrence as you hold your lighter under his doll's specially modified pants! The Dolls pants won't burn but Coach's will! It'll be a laugh riot as little Tykie goes running around in circles as smoke comes pouring out of his rear end! Hey! Someone's got to light a fire under his ass! Why not you?
Order your complete set of Steeler Voo Doo Dolls today for just $29.95 You get all three steeler coaches dressed in their game day attire and you also get out patented 'jagged' straight pins to stick them where it hurts when they do something stupid!
Send your check order money order to :
Steeler Dolls Unleashed
888 Voo Doo street # 666
Upyurass, Haiti
Order Today and avoid the Playoff time rush!
Re: A great new Christmas gift for the true Steeler fan!
by Coke Oven » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:39 am
I read up on voodoo once and it only works if the guy that you're doing it to knows you're doing it. Interestingly it works even if he doesn't believe in it.
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Re: A great new Christmas gift for the true Steeler fan!
by steelcitymetal » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:13 pm
Coke Oven wrote:it works
no it doesn't
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