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- Fire Arians
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Well, at least we aren't browns fans
Are the browns the worst team in the nfl in the last 10 years? I don't think I've seen any team get shut out as frequently as they have in recent memory.
- hatethebrowns
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Re: Well, at least we aren't browns fans
they did do something right in 2003
but the only problem is he is now our problem
heres a great read on steeler enemy #1
Biography
Bruce Arians, also known as the worst offensive coordinator in the history of the NFL. His style is what some might call randomly predictable. This means he calls plays at random, doesn't try to set anything up and his formations are so predictable that it tips off the defense to the type of play being called. For example, when he wants to run which is almost every 1st down, it's in a heavy package (2TE, 3TE) When he wants to pass its a spread package, shotgun or trips bunch. It is still a mystery as to how a man who failed at the University of Temple and as a Browns offensive coordnator could possibly be named to such a prestigous position that was formally occupied by geniuses such as Mike Mularkey and Ken Whisenhunt. Arians has also been diagnosed with Mendenhallaphobia, which is a mental disease for offensive coordinators who fear running the ball with Rashard Mendenhall despite Mendenhall's average of over 5.0 yds per carry. This phobia also causes Arians to use empty backfield sets on running downs and not running Mendenhall in the 3rd and 4th quarters.
How to know you're watching a Bruce Arians game. Look for 2 runs on first and second down and a shotgun 5 wide on 3rd and 2.
Arians has also successfuly cost the Steelers 3 games in the 2009 season as of November 15th with horrid playcalling that could've been read by a blind man.
but the only problem is he is now our problem
heres a great read on steeler enemy #1
Biography
Bruce Arians, also known as the worst offensive coordinator in the history of the NFL. His style is what some might call randomly predictable. This means he calls plays at random, doesn't try to set anything up and his formations are so predictable that it tips off the defense to the type of play being called. For example, when he wants to run which is almost every 1st down, it's in a heavy package (2TE, 3TE) When he wants to pass its a spread package, shotgun or trips bunch. It is still a mystery as to how a man who failed at the University of Temple and as a Browns offensive coordnator could possibly be named to such a prestigous position that was formally occupied by geniuses such as Mike Mularkey and Ken Whisenhunt. Arians has also been diagnosed with Mendenhallaphobia, which is a mental disease for offensive coordinators who fear running the ball with Rashard Mendenhall despite Mendenhall's average of over 5.0 yds per carry. This phobia also causes Arians to use empty backfield sets on running downs and not running Mendenhall in the 3rd and 4th quarters.
How to know you're watching a Bruce Arians game. Look for 2 runs on first and second down and a shotgun 5 wide on 3rd and 2.
Arians has also successfuly cost the Steelers 3 games in the 2009 season as of November 15th with horrid playcalling that could've been read by a blind man.
"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward , 1998.
Re: Well, at least we aren't browns fans
look up pathetic in the dictionary.....His picture is there
- hatethebrowns
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Re: Well, at least we aren't browns fans
Steelhope wrote::suplusone:
look up pathetic in the dictionary.....His picture is there
he is also listed next to worthless
"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward , 1998.
Re: Well, at least we aren't browns fans
Hard to believe we had that great playoff game against them about 7-8 years ago. Still remember that 4th Quarter. Great wildcard game.
- StillDodger
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Re: Well, at least we aren't browns fans
buccos wrote:Hard to believe we had that great playoff game against them about 7-8 years ago. Still remember that 4th Quarter. Great wildcard game.
What's kind of wacky is the Clowns have been worse in recent time than they were during their expansion season.......
I know a Clevelander who claims when the "real" Browns moved to Baltimore, the Stiller rivalry did too............
Whenever Tom Brady loses, it's always someone else's fault.
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