View topic - Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies

[SteelPower Profile]

The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing some of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and Presiident Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute some of the Steelers's Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league. "We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl." said Obama "We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times." Obama's plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give some of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful. "The Detroit Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL, as the Steelers and they should be entitled to a Super Bowl trophy as well." Obama explained in his plan that he has imposed on Goodell and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. President Obama's plan calls for the Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL's less successful teams. Obama went on to proclaim "In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan. The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can't seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title." Obama promises. "We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league."

"The Super Bowl XLIII tropy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory this past season and this trophy will ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler's division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who have also fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring smiles to hundreds of Bengal fans as they can now celebrate. This is heavy burden for the Steelers, but together we can all prosper." states Obama.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Obama has another plan in place. Barack has meet with MLB commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will be redistributing two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Here's to Hope and Change.

[SteelCityFan Profile]

It'd be even funnier if I wasn't so afraid of it happening. God bless Socialism......I guess. That's what the media is telling me anyways.........

[stillchest Profile]

That's wonderful...we are moving forward to progression as a country.

[ghodzilla5150 Profile]

With Rooney appointed as ambassador to Ireland, the Steelers will not have to give up anything. Rooney also gets a pass for a having a black coach. The Steelers are exempt f rom this nonsense. The Cowboys and 49'ers will be giving away some of their trophies. So shut the fuck up.