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[fabber Profile]

Steeler Jeff Reed charged with criminal mischief
By The Tribune-Review Saturday, February 14, 2009


Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was cited with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct after throwing a tantrum over an empty paper towel machine at a Westmoreland County convenience store.

Reed, 29, went in to the men's restroom at Sheetz on U.S. Route 22 in New Alexandria borough shortly before 3 a.m.

After discovering that the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom was empty, Reed started loudly banging from inside the bathroom, state police said. He damaged the towel dispenser.

When Reed left the bathroom, he spoke to a Sheetz employee using loud and profane language. He continued to use profane language outside the store, police said.

[toomuchmerrilhoge Profile]

Christ, a Sheetz at 3am?? I was hoping we could get through the off-season w/o post-Super Bowl police reports. But are we really surprised that it's Jeff Reed? I think Tomlin should make Reed work the night shift at that Sheetz all summer long, minimum wage. His only job would be to make sure that the paper towels in the men's room are stocked.

[JumboHeadYouks Profile]

Obviously Reed snorted the last of his coke and was pissed off... Maybe he was trying to recover some powder that dropped inside the towel dispenser.

Is this really news? Sheez.

Jeff is fucking money.... I could give two shits less if he verbally abuses some toothless hick in a convenience store.

[SteelTank Profile]

The sad thing is that he's a good kicker... But he's an idiot.

I love our idiot kicker.

[punum123 Profile]

Too much hair coloring...fucked up his brain

Who cares - the dude can kick the SHIT out of a ball in Heinz field.

[Iron Gut Profile]

I wonder what he would've done if they were out of shitter paper?

[SteelPower Profile]

I wonder what he would've done if they were out of shitter paper?

Maybe that is why he was so pissed about being out of paper towels, the back up plan was out also.

[prowlin Profile]

Jeff Reed a partier? Not at all? I ran into him at Mario's
back in December.... he was having a good time.

[thesteelhammer Profile]

You "ran into him"?
It looks like you were on a date with him.

[deathwind Profile]

Now THATS fuckin funny hammer. He does seem to have some kind of strange claw-like grip on skippy.

[Iron Gut Profile]

You "ran into him"?
It looks like you were on a date with him.

I wonder who was the "Butch"?

[thesteelhammer Profile]

Moriah Balingit, of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, reports Pittsburgh Steelers PK Jeff Reed plead guilty to disorderly conduct and criminal mischief charges after being cited for damaging property and harassing employees at a convenience store. He will be fined $543.50.

[steelcitymetal Profile]

Moriah Balingit, of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, reports Pittsburgh Steelers PK Jeff Reed plead guilty to disorderly conduct and criminal mischief charges after being cited for damaging property and harassing employees at a convenience store. He will be fined $543.50.

Heinz Field should make stickers of his angry face and put them on their paper towel dispensers with a note that says "If we're out of towels, please let us know in a courteous manner."