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[Steel 'eer Profile]

One more thing Mill:

Mill: "I've never once heard Billy Cowhard's name being mentioned for the HALL OF FAME."

Sports Illustrated's Peter King has written more than once on the merits of Cowher's Hall of Fame credentials. But who is he? Only a HOF voter. What does he know about the Hall of Fame?

[StillMill Profile]

Mill:
Yes, you were so prescient.

The Cards will be most effective with their wide-open passing attack? Ya, who could have known that. Larry Foote would be the "weak link"? Yes, the fourth-best starting linebacker in a 3-4 defense would be the least effective, who could have known that. Wilson will have a strong game? Yes, the Cards best or second best defensive player will be effective? Shocking. The Steelers need to find Heath Miller? Yes, who could have possibly thought that, especially with Ward hobbled, that Miller would be an important part of the offense.

What did I write here? Seeing as I'm not a writer for this site, why would I? If I were, however, I hope I would try to come up with more effective analysis than a load of ramblings that do nothing but reinforce my preconceived notions, never letting any facts get in the way of my opinions.

Also, notice that you never refuted anything in my last post. You just rambled about how you were so insightful, with your analysis that stated the obvious.

Oh, but you did call me "queer". You do realize two things, don't you? 1. It's 2009 and 2. Neither of us are 2nd graders (well, at least I'm not.)

Uh, yer once again babbling incoherently, which is no surprise, given your history here. You had FULL OPPORTUNITY to write on the MESSAGE BOARD prior to the game. Like the chickenshit COWARD that you are, you wrote NOTHING, and now, AFTER the game, you'll sit here and ridicule. And you'll sit here quibbling and throwing around bullshit rationalizations. It's loser fuking cowardly cocksuckers like you that we don't need around here. Run along....I belive your mama is callin'.

[Jeemie Profile]

The people in the NFL who happen to think Lebeau's a great coach can write that kind of a write-up too, Mill.

In fact, they can write rings around that write-up.

It's not Steel'eer you're saying you know more than, or the people who "don't do a write-up".

You're claiming to know more than just about every coach and player that works in the NFL today.

The voices with NFL experience (and who could put your write-ups on your dead little fansite to shame) who think Dick Lebeau belongs in the Hall of Fame are legion.

Since they actually have or have had...you know...actual CAREERS in the NFL, somehow I think they know just a TAD more than someone who writes on a dead fansite.

Of course, it could just be a MASSIVE coincidence/conspiracy that you're not in the NFL, making millions as a coach.

Uh, yer babbling incoherently, which is no surprise, given your history here.

MATT CAVANAUGH was just hired by the Jets to be their QB coach. You know, the same turd that NEVER ONCE developed ANY QB at Pitt, or with the Ravens. The guy who was totally fuking clueless about offensive football. But now he is the QB coach of the Jets. So, that tells us all we need to know about "the voices with NFL experience".

Now, shut the fuck up and run along to school. Your homeroom teacher is going to mark you down for truancy.

Oh wow- ya got me there!

That ONE example shows that you are more intelligent than EVERYONE in the NFL.

So now you're saying you don't have a job in the NFL- indeed, have never gotten a coaching offer ANYWHERE- because they're all too stupid to have seen your brilliance?

[StillMill Profile]

The people in the NFL who happen to think Lebeau's a great coach can write that kind of a write-up too, Mill.

In fact, they can write rings around that write-up.

It's not Steel'eer you're saying you know more than, or the people who "don't do a write-up".

You're claiming to know more than just about every coach and player that works in the NFL today.

The voices with NFL experience (and who could put your write-ups on your dead little fansite to shame) who think Dick Lebeau belongs in the Hall of Fame are legion.

Since they actually have or have had...you know...actual CAREERS in the NFL, somehow I think they know just a TAD more than someone who writes on a dead fansite.

Of course, it could just be a MASSIVE coincidence/conspiracy that you're not in the NFL, making millions as a coach.

Uh, yer babbling incoherently, which is no surprise, given your history here.

MATT CAVANAUGH was just hired by the Jets to be their QB coach. You know, the same turd that NEVER ONCE developed ANY QB at Pitt, or with the Ravens. The guy who was totally fuking clueless about offensive football. But now he is the QB coach of the Jets. So, that tells us all we need to know about "the voices with NFL experience".

Now, shut the fuck up and run along to school. Your homeroom teacher is going to mark you down for truancy.

Oh wow- ya got me there!

That ONE example shows that you are more intelligent than EVERYONE in the NFL.

So now you're saying you don't have a job in the NFL- indeed, have never gotten a coaching offer ANYWHERE- because they're all too stupid to have seen your brilliance?

Sorry, Creamster.....yer pissing up a rope, like you often do. You stupidly THINK that hiring an NFL coach is like selecting the new pope, or the head engineer for the next version of the NASA space shuttle.....in which maybe 4 men on the entire planet are capable of performing the job.

Cavanuagh's signing is one example -- out of DOZENS -- that shows what a good-ol' boy network the NFL is, and how guys who are repeated failures (see BRUCE ARIANS) keep getting hired by a league that loves retreads.

Thank God for the Rooney Rule, which gives capable, under-the-radar coaches a CHANCE to break in amidst the good ol-boyism.

Now, shut the fuk up and run along.

[Steel 'eer Profile]

Mill:
You obviously love the phrase "babbling incoherently" but you're just making no sense.

You say no one has heard from (or about) Bill Cowher lately, I mention his successful record (Steelers had the best record in the NFL during his tenure) and owners willing to pay $10 million to get him. You say you've NEVER HEARD about Cowher for the HOF, I mention that Peter King of SI, a HOF voter, has written extensively on Cowher's credentials. You consistently berate Dick LeBeau, I mention how he has led best statistical defense in nearly two decades, is beloved by his players and has been championed by many for the HOF.

How does any of what I've written have to do with whether or not I came up with some cookie-cutter "what to watch for" pregame checklist? What does a pregame analysis piece on Super Bowl 43 have to do with whether or not Cowher is a good coach?

The reason you didn't refute my piece about the unrealistic standards and how the team/players/ownership/management should be lauded not decried is because it is true. Really, think about how often you criticize Kevin Colbert compared to how often you praise him. The ratio is at least 10:1 against. But this man has been the architect of 2 SB champions, 5 division champions and a team that made 4 AFC title game appearances. And your "analysis" of him is 10:1 negative? I guess that's why you're "hardly impressed."

[StillMill Profile]

Mill:
You obviously love the phrase "babbling incoherently" but you're just making no sense.

You say no one has heard from (or about) Bill Cowher lately, I mention his successful record (Steelers had the best record in the NFL during his tenure) and owners willing to pay $10 million to get him. You say you've NEVER HEARD about Cowher for the HOF, I mention that Peter King of SI, a HOF voter, has written extensively on Cowher's credentials. You consistently berate Dick LeBeau, I mention how he has led best statistical defense in nearly two decades, is beloved by his players and has been championed by many for the HOF.

How does any of what I've written have to do with whether or not I came up with some cookie-cutter "what to watch for" pregame checklist? What does a pregame analysis piece on Super Bowl 43 have to do with whether or not Cowher is a good coach?

The reason you didn't refute my piece about the unrealistic standards and how the team/players/ownership/management should be lauded not decried is because it is true. Really, think about how often you criticize Kevin Colbert compared to how often you praise him. The ratio is at least 10:1 against. But this man has been the architect of 2 SB champions, 5 division champions and a team that made 4 AFC title game appearances. And your "analysis" of him is 10:1 negative? I guess that's why you're "hardly impressed."

Uh, yer babbling incoherently again, Steel Quer. Jeezus H. Would be nice if you made some sense every now and then,

If Billy Cowhard were the great coach that he is, he would grow some balls and take a HC job. He won't, of course, because he's a chickenshit COWARD. He'll only go to a team that is STOCKED with 12 All Pro's, 14 #1 draft picks, and $23M under the cap. He's a turd, and ya can't polish a turd.

As for Dick LeBeau, what, uh, did he do as the HC in CINCI ?? Can you help refresh my memory ??

'nuf said. Now, shut the fuck up. You've wasted enough of my time.

[Steel 'eer Profile]

Mill:
Of course, Cowher is a "coward" because he decided to spend a few years relaxing with his family. God, what an SOB.

He "took over a team" stacked with all that talent. You do realize he coached for 15 YEARS. Whatever talent the team had when he took over (mind you that same team had 2 playoff wins in the previous 13 years), he maintained a winning percentage unmatched in the NFL.

And who built that talent? Donahue and that incompetent boob Colbert, who you endlessly lambast.

On LeBeau, does the fact he failed as a head coach mean that he can't be a good assistant? If that is the case, the 70s Steelers had NO good assistants. Not one. Wow, with such an incompetent group of assistants, Chuck Noll is even better than I thought.

[StillMill Profile]

Mill:
Of course, Cowher is a "coward" because he decided to spend a few years relaxing with his family. God, what an SOB.

He "took over a team" stacked with all that talent. You do realize he coached for 15 YEARS. Whatever talent the team had when he took over (mind you that same team had 2 playoff wins in the previous 13 years), he maintained a winning percentage unmatched in the NFL.

And who built that talent? Donahue and that incompetent boob Colbert, who you endlessly lambast.

On LeBeau, does the fact he failed as a head coach mean that he can't be a good assistant? If that is the case, the 70s Steelers had NO good assistants. Not one. Wow, with such an incompetent group of assistants, Chuck Noll is even better than I thought.

Sorry, Queer Boy....ya just showed yer ignorance, AGAIN.

George Perles was a fine assistant in the 70's. He just never got a chance at an NFL HC job. Not his fault. So, there's goes that bullshit fallacy you were trying to promote.

No, Cowhard is too chickenshit to take the Cleveland HC job, or the KC HC job......they would be a challenge, and all THE MAILMAN wants is a cupcake coaching job for a team that has at least 14 All Pro's on its roster.