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O Brady my Brady
by RashMen » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:54 am
O Brady my Brady! our fearless season is done;
The team has weather'd every camp, their hard work completely undone;
The MRI is near, the groans I hear, the fans and media all complaining;
While follow eyes their fantasy leagues, you left with 16 weeks remaining;
But O A! C! L!
O the tackle that we mourn,
Where on the field my Pretty Boy lies,
ACL cold and torn.
O Brady! my Brady! rise up and win more awards;
Rise up - for you the Tuck Rule is called - for you the hidden camera records;
For you supermodels and Lombardi trophies - for you the corporate endorsements;
For you they call, the Boston mass, with Cassel the best of Patriot reinforcements;
Here Brady! dear Tom!
This leg beneath that rump;
It is some nightmare that under center;
You've been replaced by some random chump.
My Brady does not hold press conferences, his snarky comebacks are silent;
My team in hell, with Matt Cassel, all because the KC defense was needlessly violent;
The team is chopped liver, it's season ill-fated;
From fearful sack, the Chief Lineback, Tom's ego now deflated;
Curses, O Patriots, and Zounds! O Tories
But I, without my first-round third-overall pick star,
In hopes of winning a few extra bucks and fantasy glory
Can't believe I have to start Brett Favre.
The team has weather'd every camp, their hard work completely undone;
The MRI is near, the groans I hear, the fans and media all complaining;
While follow eyes their fantasy leagues, you left with 16 weeks remaining;
But O A! C! L!
O the tackle that we mourn,
Where on the field my Pretty Boy lies,
ACL cold and torn.
O Brady! my Brady! rise up and win more awards;
Rise up - for you the Tuck Rule is called - for you the hidden camera records;
For you supermodels and Lombardi trophies - for you the corporate endorsements;
For you they call, the Boston mass, with Cassel the best of Patriot reinforcements;
Here Brady! dear Tom!
This leg beneath that rump;
It is some nightmare that under center;
You've been replaced by some random chump.
My Brady does not hold press conferences, his snarky comebacks are silent;
My team in hell, with Matt Cassel, all because the KC defense was needlessly violent;
The team is chopped liver, it's season ill-fated;
From fearful sack, the Chief Lineback, Tom's ego now deflated;
Curses, O Patriots, and Zounds! O Tories
But I, without my first-round third-overall pick star,
In hopes of winning a few extra bucks and fantasy glory
Can't believe I have to start Brett Favre.
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