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[ballhair Profile]

First off, I told all you people on here during the season a number of times that big ben was a big lump of shit. Some agreed, some disagreed. Anyhow, after hearing the information that has come out thus far from ben and the police here is what happened. Ben said he did not have intercourse with the girl. I believe this. He got that girl (reluctantly, but not forced) to suck
on little ben. When ben expelled his seed, the girl (not knowing) spit the his goo out instead of swallowing. This enraged ben who then proceded to smack her upside her head. This would explain why ben said she fail down(swollen eye), dna and why she was hysterical and went to the police right away. Ben is fucked as are the steelers this year again thanks to ben and his antics. Trade him, because he is stupid and will do this again.

[Pommah Profile]

Well, it sounds plausible. But who really knows exactly what happened?

What we do know is, being in a bathroom in a nightclub with a girl - any girl - alone, in his situation as a celebrity, let alone with a sexual assault trial coming up, was more stupid than going motorcycle riding in busy downtown traffic without a helmet.

I'm afraid it's bye-bye Ben.

Anybody remember Art Schlicter? Most recruited high school QB in the country in 1978, playing for Miami Trace High School in OHIO. Plays 4 years starting QB at Ohio State. Nearly wins a Heisman. Drafted #4 overall by the Colts.

Well, Artie had a gambling problem. Gets exposed, kicked out of the league for a while, but can't mount a comeback, hardly anybody was willing to take a risk on him. He lives in the basement of his momma's house in Ohio now.

Same thing's gonna happen to Ben. I'll bet lotsa cookies come out of the woodwork now, claiming miscellaneous shit happened with him, it'll be a feeding frenzy.

[ballhair Profile]

I agree. I seen Art schliters first game at the shoe when he was a freshman. They played Penn state and If I remember correctly PS won 19-0.
Ben plays eveil knevil the stillers go 8-8. Ben has sex in tahoe, steelers go 9-7. This year, if he still on the team?
I was disenchanted with ben all season. Wants to be in the spot light too much. Played like he didn't give a shit all year. Maybe he thinks he accomplished everything he wanted to. What a big disappointment for our team.

[SteelCityFan Profile]

I have to agree with the general concensus here. I'm tired of Ben's shenanigan's. I can't believe how incredibly stupid this guy is. To put yourself in this position once is bad enough, but to do it a second time while the first incident hasn't even gone to court yet? Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! Not to mention how BIG Ben keeps getting larger and larger after every season. Why can't this chuckle head keep his dick in his pants and the lard out of his mouth. I've always been a fan on Ben but this shit is just getting ridiculous. The Steelers have always been know as a class orginization. Having a serial rapist (allegedly) as the face of the franchise is a little rough.

[Still CA Still Profile]

First off, I told all you people on here during the season a number of times that big ben was a big lump of shit. Some agreed, some disagreed. Anyhow, after hearing the information that has come out thus far from ben and the police here is what happened. Ben said he did not have intercourse with the girl. I believe this. He got that girl (reluctantly, but not forced) to suck
on little ben. When ben expelled his seed, the girl (not knowing) spit the his goo out instead of swallowing. This enraged ben who then proceded to smack her upside her head. This would explain why ben said she fail down(swollen eye), dna and why she was hysterical and went to the police right away. Ben is fucked as are the steelers this year again thanks to ben and his antics. Trade him, because he is stupid and will do this again.

How in the name of God does anyone on this board know what happened? Ballhair, upon what do you base this scenario? What information have you heard from "the police"? You guys already have BR in prison, Arians fired and Dixon starting. You sound like a bunch of finger-pointing, media-convicting, Nancy Grace wannabes.

[Steelhope Profile]

I agree. I seen Art schliters first game at the shoe when he was a freshman. They played Penn state and If I remember correctly PS won 19-0.
Ben plays eveil knevil the stillers go 8-8. Ben has sex in tahoe, steelers go 9-7. This year, if he still on the team?
I was disenchanted with ben all season. Wants to be in the spot light too much. Played like he didn't give a shit all year. Maybe he thinks he accomplished everything he wanted to. What a big disappointment for our team.

You "seen" it?

[ballhair Profile]

First off, I told all you people on here during the season a number of times that big ben was a big lump of shit. Some agreed, some disagreed. Anyhow, after hearing the information that has come out thus far from ben and the police here is what happened. Ben said he did not have intercourse with the girl. I believe this. He got that girl (reluctantly, but not forced) to suck
on little ben. When ben expelled his seed, the girl (not knowing) spit the his goo out instead of swallowing. This enraged ben who then proceded to smack her upside her head. This would explain why ben said she fail down(swollen eye), dna and why she was hysterical and went to the police right away. Ben is fucked as are the steelers this year again thanks to ben and his antics. Trade him, because he is stupid and will do this again.

How in the name of God does anyone on this board know what happened? Ballhair, upon what do you base this scenario? What information have you heard from "the police"? You guys already have BR in prison, Arians fired and Dixon starting. You sound like a bunch of finger-pointing, media-convicting, Nancy Grace wannabes.

Hi steel Cal. I base it on logic and being in a bar at 2:00am drunk and with a hard on. Ben said no intercourse took place. That leaves getting the wrinkles taken out of old mo. Dna is being axed for. Probably's ben's juice. Slip and fell? This is where ben is going to get nailed. If he would of just given her a pearl necklace this all wouldn't be an issue. Plus I watch a lot of law and order.

[ballhair Profile]

I agree. I seen Art schliters first game at the shoe when he was a freshman. They played Penn state and If I remember correctly PS won 19-0.
Ben plays eveil knevil the stillers go 8-8. Ben has sex in tahoe, steelers go 9-7. This year, if he still on the team?
I was disenchanted with ben all season. Wants to be in the spot light too much. Played like he didn't give a shit all year. Maybe he thinks he accomplished everything he wanted to. What a big disappointment for our team.

You "seen" it?

I saw ?

[Steelhope Profile]

Yes, the sentence should read "I saw Art S.....", not I seen.
You're welcome.

[Uhh Profile]

I can't believe homeboy's idea of a rad birthday celebration is hanging out in the VIP at some crappy college bar. That's kind of weak at his pay grade regardless of what happened with the girl. I could probably afford the tab they ran up, and I like, don't get paid millions of dollars a year.

[mckeesrockstheburg Profile]

Yes, the sentence should read "I saw Art S.....", not I seen.
You're welcome.

I am sooooo glad you guys corrected this before my wife got hold of it! She'd have hunted yunz dahn and told ya's to "red up the language"

Typical Pgh-"eese": "I 'seen' you the other day..."

Move away from the 'Burgh and you pick can pick out a native 5 blocks away!
Down here in Hilton Head, it is "Little Pittsburgh". You're either from the 'Burgh or your parents were!
Still can't get a good chipped ham sandwich though and Mancini's "don't" ship bread dahn here.
Boilermakers don't "feel right" and peroagies just ain't "nowhere's" to be fahnd!

[2$TbleDnce Profile]

The chick had been juice n genin' all night. Things got frisky, and she moved to neck n chinin'. Roethlisberger serves up a triple rather than the single the young lady was expecting. With in seconds she begins gagging and choking as if she were Carson Palmer. In an effort to stop she swallows in one big gulp, but bites down in the process. Ben smacks her up side the head to avoid being Bobbit-ized.

Somebody at the club sees that Ben is being interrogated for relations with a co-ed and calls TMZ. This person sells them the story because those people are sharks, and will twist anything to ensure they create the biggest shit-storm possible. In reality there was no sexual coercion, and certainly no rape. Not really assault either unless the prosecution wants to throw Ben on trial for super soaking a sexually inexperience, unsuspecting frat girl. This little escapade will likely cost Big Ben's bank account, but he is not the pimp slapping sexual predator that Tiger was/is, nor is he a beguiling ninja rapist that the tabloids are hoping to make $$'s off of.

Until the "private" investigator has come to a conclusion, I suggest everyone put their Girls Gone Wild DVD's in a lock box, and not hypocritically speculate about Ben for making good on what so many people can only fantasize about...This is $2Table Dance signing out, and reminding you, ya get whatcha pay for; biatches.

[High5 Profile]

First off, I told all you people on here during the season a number of times that big ben was a big lump of shit. Some agreed, some disagreed. Anyhow, after hearing the information that has come out thus far from ben and the police here is what happened. Ben said he did not have intercourse with the girl. I believe this. He got that girl (reluctantly, but not forced) to suck
on little ben. When ben expelled his seed, the girl (not knowing) spit the his goo out instead of swallowing. This enraged ben who then proceded to smack her upside her head. This would explain why ben said she fail down(swollen eye), dna and why she was hysterical and went to the police right away. Ben is fucked as are the steelers this year again thanks to ben and his antics. Trade him, because he is stupid and will do this again.

Ben is definitely a huge fool for getting himself back into another situation. Guilty or innocent...however Ben certainly is no lump of shit. The kid can play QB , and just flat out knows how to win games period. He's the best the Steelers have ever had since the Bradshaw days.
That chick wasn't even old enough to be in that place... case dropped , play ball !