View topic - Barber is not on the team plane.......

[Hoppy Profile]

Will not play sunday.....

[Nel Profile]

And Dallas had to bring up a running back from the practice squad for Sunday's game.

This sounds like good news for the Stillers.

[copeforpope Profile]

Mill, half your postgame article has already been written with Barber being out for Sunday's game.

DickLess LeBeau, who certainly doesn't deserve a HOF bid after 50 years of service to the NFL, had the brilliant luck of facing the Cryboys without their best RB, so his so-called "exotic" blitz "packages" did nothing more than confuse the Dulles QB Tony Homo. Get it? Homo? He has sex with men.

LeBeau is awful and Stillers.com, the only real site on the Internet that doesn't fawn over him, will not rest until this man who has dedicated his life to pro football is exposed as a fraud and a phony. Stillers.com searched through the archives dating to 1933 and looked for a DC who was luckier than DLB thru the history of the PicksBurgh Stillers and found none. Therefore, Dick LeBeau does not deserve the fawning adulation that will no doubt land upon him from the MSM and the Pitt. Post Gazette. Also, if his children hug him, they don't really mean it.


Some more advance excerpts:


QB: Benji SucklessBurger is the worst quarterback we've ever had.

LB: If Farrior wasn't our OLB, 9/11 would not have happened. Neither would the US economy have collapsed. Your beer gut would be a rippling six-pack if the "Winged God of LB Coverage" was not starting for our beloved Stillers. I tried to warn the Stillers FO. They did not reply.

Hard Hat: I yell at schoolchildren out of my car window when I drive to work. They are not disciplined enough to play true non-pansy (a term I invented before footballs had laces) Stiller football. Stupid children.

HC: Chuck Noll was mediocre at best. The only reason General George Patton didn't coach the Stillers was that he died in a car crash in a car driven by a guy from Cleveland. Mike Tomlin will never win another football game as a coach, player, assistant coach, or Player1 on Xbox. Bring back John Michelosen.

I keyed Gerry Dulac's car.

The Stillers managed to pull out a win against the Fallas Howboys despite the terrible, fluky, weak, sad, asinine, assaholic, retarded, slow, garbage, soft, junky, dick-headed, flailing, awful, wretched, tragic, slow footed, feebleminded, retarded, simpleminded, foolish, idiotic, imbecile, imbecilic, moronic, ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking, absurd, asinine, balmy, cockeyed, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dotty, harebrained, insane, kooky, loony, lunatic, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, silly, unwise, wacky, zany, fallacious, illogical, invalid, irrational, unreasonable play of absolutely everyone connected to the Stillers organization.

One can only hope that this team can rebound and get its head out of its collective asshole before the playoffs, where absolutely any team in the AFC, roofied and having sleep deprivation, could easily beat us by 50. Stillers.com hereby proclaims that it will be so, and all of downtown will fall into the Mon, and it will all be Bruce Arians' fault.

[bigjoespompano Profile]

This Copeforpope guy is GREAT! If he is not put on the Stillers.com staff immeditely there is no justice in the universe....

[Nel Profile]

This Copeforpope guy is GREAT! If he is not put on the Stillers.com staff immeditely there is no justice in the universe....

Yes, copeforpope is great at diverting threads from their topic, which is otherwise known as thread hijacking and will get one suspended from this site if one persists.

The thread is about Barber's absence and what it might mean for the game; the thread is not about Still Mill's potential postgame analysis or other views about the Steelers.

[WoodsonOfSteel Profile]

Well Mr. Nel...

It's pretty simple...

Barber wouldn't be an issue in this game even if he were healthy.

The X-Factor will be Jason Witten in short-yardage plays up the middle against the gaping hole that likes to show up in the BnG's zone coverage.

He and Crayton both could be on their way to big games if our beloved Stillers don't show a consistent pass rush.

[thesteelhammer Profile]

Couple things:

1. Barber is inactive.

2. Welcome to the board Copeforpope. We are glad to have you posting here even if My buddy Nel is a little uptight about following the topic of the first post in a thread. (It was still a nice first post.) Hope you'll post some more.

3. Joe - no one gets invited to join the staff after one post - No One.

[Nel Profile]

The only problem I have in relation to thread hijacking is with a poster who will take his personal agenda against Mill's writing to an excessive position. Here's a poster (copeforpope), who with his "first" post, speaks against Mill in this unrelated thread while using an extremely sarcastic rant against Mill's positions regarding the Stillers. Kind of like our ex-poster Crosby4Life would do.

I don't mind other types of thread diversions that much, it's normal and I won't warn people against that sort of thing.

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Barber is a horse, and I'm glad he's out. But it will probably force the Cowboys to pass more, which could be a problem if they are in sync with that.