STEELERS-BENGALS:� UN-FLIPPIN�-BELIEVABLE�..
By Swissvale72
Okay�.enough
with the niceties��
How the
fuck do we run the ball (to the tune of 170 yards), stop the run (to the tune
of 87 yards)� and fuckin� lose???
How do we
sack Gaybo Carson Palmer 6 times�and fuckin� lose??
How do we
possess the ball for 34 minutes, have 27 first downs to their 15�and fuckin� lose??
This game
will haunt us all fuckin� year�.hopefully we recover�.happened
before:
The game at
Jax in �97�.40 yd. FG to win was blocked after a high
snap�.sent us to 1-2, haunted us all fuckin� year�.took
all year to seal the division.
The Ravens
game in Heinz in �01�.that little fuckin� dweeb Chris
Brown missed 5 FGs in a 3-point loss��haunted us all fuckin� year�.wasn�t until a win in Baltimore in late
December that we recovered.
I�ve railed
a good bit lately on this site, coming down on those that prioritize being
right vs. SBI (Steelers Best Interests).�
Okay�I�m gonna sort of do the same thing�..only
I�m not proud of being right�in fact, I�m goddamn sick of being right (�.or �doddamn� sick�.a phrase my dad used for years, so as not to
take the lord�s name in vain�.wasn�t until I was 30 years old that I found out
that he wasn�t� saying �goddamn� all those years�.�goddamn beatles
ruined my business��..�goddamn Bob Prince���) on two
counts:
- Said last week that the GOP
(Gang of Pussies), the Cincinnati Bengals could
still defeat the tougher, stronger Steelers�.guess what just happened�.despite
getting their collective asses handed to them on both sides of the line of
scrimmage, the shitty fuckin� Bengals (�.what I�ve called them for years�.SFB�.shitty
fuckin� Bengals�..people
who hang with me, unfamiliar with geography and American cities, think
this team is from a town called Shitty Fuckin�).
- Said during the off-season that
Dicardo Colclough (�I
don�t claim ownership of that name) would return punts this year for the
Steelers.� Disclaimer:� I made this prediction prior to Draft Day�.no fuckin� way did I think that we�d draft not one, but a
pair of capable punt returners, and still
entrust this duty to a guy that can�t fuckin�
catch!!� Not listened to Cowher, but I can just imagine the shit he�s selling�..�Well,
harrumph harrumph�..rather than entrust this
duty to a rookie in such a big spot�..blah, blah, blah�..we felt more
confident in a 3rd year player, blah, blah, blah�..yeah�.I know
he can�t fuckin� catch��but what�s your point�..have
to keep that in perspective.�
What the
FUCK was this dipshit Coclough
doing back there, a guy that makes every punt a fuckin�
adventure???� Eight fuckin�
minutes left�..D is shutting them down the whole 2nd half�..Cornhole Palmer is runnin� for
his life!!
I feel
about Cowher right now like I did after last year�s Jax loss�.you remember, when he said he had �thought� about
replacing Maddox�.when the fuck were you gonna do it,
Bill??� Had you thought about not letting
a guy return punts that can�t fuckin� catch???� Y�know, my bottom
line for a punt returner�.don�t really care if he
averages zero-point-shit a return�..as long as he catches the goddamn ball�..just
catch the goddamn ball�..don�t give it up�.and I�ll never criticize you!!
More stuff�.and
usually I�m not one to second-guess playcalls gone
bad�.but�..we�re runnin� the ball down their fuckin� throats, up 7-0, first down on the 6�.and we
pass?????
What a fuckin� waste of a great effort in so many way.� This game will
haunt us�..at this point, I can only hope that we go
into Cinci on New Year�s Eve, needing to win to take
the division.�� Even today, I would like
our chances in that one.
Unlike last
week, my friends, if ya hadn�t noticed�..I�m waaaaaaaaaaaaay upset this week.� Bye week, gotta think about this bullshit for 2 weeks�..and then, we
go into