THE CRASHING OF THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST
By Swissvale72
Trouble
with being an optimist is that when you crash, you crash really hard.� I remember one of my psychology classes at
Here we
sit, 2-5, having just lost to one of the worst teams, and most putrid offense,
in football.� Here I sit,
tickets to Steelers vs. Denver Broncos this Sunday at Heinz.� This game would be the cr�me de la cr�me, I
predicted.� But�I�m crashing hard.� Was looking forward to my Upper End Zone
bleacher seat, hoped to be sandwiched between some effervescent, pretty
I�ll
probably have some big fat-assed chick in front of me, too.� You know, the kind whose ass is so damn big,
it hangs off her bleacher seat, and actually lands on your shoes.� They could use her ass instead of the
cleaning crew�.just place her in each row, push her from one end to the next�.floor
behind her is clean!!!� Ya spend the whole game trying to evade having any of your
body part�shoes included�touch her ass.�
She�ll stand up during a good play�.be like the eclipse of the moon�I
won�t be able to see a fuckin� thing!!
Additionally,
was supposed to be at a conference in
Optimists
crash hard�.haven�t eaten all day (�not necessarily a bad thing; I can afford
to miss a few meals)�been mean to my employees�.can�t sleep��toss/turn�.turn/toss.� And oh yeah�.all of you on the board that
have been mean to me�.yinz can kiss my ass!!� If you�ve been neutral to me, well�.yinz can kiss my ass, too!!
Okay, enough
of my woes�..
Yesterday�s debacle:
Hey Najieh Davenport!! One�I don�t� care if I spelled your name
wrong.� Two�Fuck You!!� Can�t your dumptruck
ass stand still after you�ve been knocked for a 3-yard loss from the 2.� Okay, the run wasn�t
your fault�but did you have to go in motion the next play, knocking us back to
the 10??�
What
undisciplined football.� We played more
like the Raider than the Raiders did.�
Four fuckin� personal fouls�.gave them 3
points with the two in succession to start the second half.� That shit combined with the Najieh fuck-up�and you�ve got to wonder about the coaching.
Bill Caaaaaaaaaaahr��Mr. Intensity�..what the fuck!!� He seems to not give a shit!!� There�s no apparent sense of urgency about
this guy!!� �Well�.it was a tough week
this week; we�ll try to do better next week.��
Earth to SFB (take your pick�could be Shit For Brains�.or, in this case,
Stupid Fuckin� Bill), 4 wins in December won�t get
your team into the playoffs if you�re 2-10 to start that streak.
Hate to
even suggest this�.but I�ve thought it, so I might as
well say it�.anyone see even a loose association between�.Ben�s Motorcycle
Accident�.and�..dare I say, Tammy Maddox�s temporary paralysis against
Tennessee in �02.� Ben�s damn tentative�..should
he have run on 4th & 3 from the goalline.� Did have Faneca out
in front�..may not have made it, but he seemed to have a better shot doing so
than with the pass to Holmes.
Our o-line
sucks!!� Was overrated
last year.� Last year, we just
peaked at the right time.� Was probably
the truest thing Cowher ever said.� Best team doesn�t necessarily win the Super
Bowl.� We just managed to sneak in�.and
then played great football.....well, good enough football to win, throughout
the playoffs.� This fuckin�
line though�..can�t run block, Ben�s �probably delusional now is the
problem.� Probably sees 5 cars, driven by
elderly Jewish women, chasing his ass every fuckin�
time he drops back.
From Here:
Now every Steeler fan in
So there
you have it�..don�t know how long I can keep writing
about this squad.� No more
predictions.� No more Koolaid,
as described by SignPlax (hey�SignPlax�fuck
you, too!!). My system has definitely been purged of PEIS.� We must have made a collective deal with the
devil last year.� We�ll blame Nick79 for
that one.� One Super Bowl Championship,
followed by a lifetime of ignominy (�I really don�t know what that word means�.just
sounded good in that spot).� In Nick�s
case, I think he pledged to send his wife back to the Gulag.
Glad we got
the ring�..this year sure is fuckin� terrible�..was
looking forward to the 1st of November with so much anticipation�.the
beginning of the month where the ascension would shift into high gear.� Now�.well�.it�s not quite that!!