The STEELERS-red sox Conundrum
�greetings of ill-intent
By Swissvale72
I�ve now
lived in
And so it
went.� Then there was that fateful
January day in 2002 when Belichick owned Cowher, knew the Steelers special team tendencies better
than our own coaches, and I had to suffer the indignity of flying back to
Since then,
my animosity for the New England Patriots, forged during the Fog Bowl of �96,
solidified during that �01 AFCCG, has moved from �hate� to �despise.�� But�I have this problem.� I root
for the Red Sox.� I�ve rooted for the
Red Sox since moving to
Once the
Sox went to NESN, I stopped watching so much.�
And we all know what the Bucs have been like
since �92.� I�m really not that much a
baseball fan, for a couple of reasons.�
Any game that you can read a book while watching, how compelling can it
be?� I honestly never watch a regular
season baseball game.� Only 1 game out of
162�.how important can it be.� And, this
bullshit about needing to rest players..Please!!
As far as I can tell, only players that should get tired during a baseball game
are the pitcher and the catcher.�
So�..doesn�t
seem there�d ever be a conflict.� Watched
the Sox finally win the Series while sitting inside the Trinity Brew House in
Now, here
we are.� Sox in the
ALCS.� My conundrum is this.� I still like the Sox.� I like Manny.�
I like that the Sox don�t need to shave & cut their hair as Johnny
Damon had to to join the Yanks.� Terry Francona
& Larry Lucchino are both
But�.while
in control of my head, my heart tends to drift without direction.� And in my heart�.sometimes my hatred of the
Patriots is so very intense, I despise them and their boorish, idiotic,
uninformed fans so very badly�..that I have to root against the Sox as
well.� These fans�I wish them complete
misery, unabated unhappiness in their fandom.�
I curse them, cast spells of a lifetime in the Purgatory of
Obscurity.� Simply put, I hate these
mother-fuckers so bad, I�m willing to cut off my proverbial
nose to spite my proverbial face.
I know I
get no sympathy from the readership.�
Most of you need no additional energy to hate the Red Sox.� Particularly now that the
Yanks are out of the mix.� The Sox�.second highest payroll�..pompous Bostonians.� Leave early for Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
readings in The Common.� Sing the praises
of Nathanial Hawthorne and Cotton Mather.�
Most of you hate them on their own accord.�
I know this��were
the Steelers and Patriots playing now, and Horror of Horrors, were the Patriots
to prevail�.I would then clearly cast glances of ill will the way of the
Sox.� They�d be talking as in �04, City
of
It will
come to pass thusly.� I�ll manage my dissonance
in a manner that guarantees victory.� I�ll
root for the Sox and celebrate should they win the Series.� Should they lose, I will turn on them with
haste.� I�ll badger the local fandom�I�ll
laugh�I�ll ridicule.� I�ll be smug.� They�ll think that I�m the asshole (�could
you ever imagine that!).
Go Sox�..sort
of!!