A PIXSBURGH CHRISTMAS CAROL
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Yinz better wahtch aht Yinz better not cry, Yinz better not paht I'm tellin yinz hauscome Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn He's makin' a list He's checkin' it aht He's gowen find aht who's nebby an 'at Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn He knows if yinzes a jaggoff He can see inside your haus He knows if you've been workin' hard Or sittin' on your caach Yinz better wahtch aht Yinz better not cry, Yinz better not paht I'm tellin yinz hauscome Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn.