�Greatest
Fans in the World,���MY ASS!!!
I should�ve
known. After all, I�ve lived over half of my life in New
England. �Should�ve know
that when I tuned in Boston Sports Radio, WEEI (850) this week (as much as I
hate Fred Smerlas) hoping to hear my fill of
Steelers-Patriots talk, that #1 in the hearts of this region�s fans will always
be the Boston Red Sox�.especially when they�re collapsing. ��Nary a word of football to
be heard.
Funny�.I�ve rooted for the Red Sox throughout my stay in New England. �There was never any reason not to�never any conflict with the
Pirates. �Lately though, I�ve been
silently hoping that they lose (and they have). �I was at first bothered internally by this seemingly
involuntary response. �I�ve always rooted
for the Red Sox�why not now!!� Here�s
why.� The Pats fan, the �Greatest Fans in
the World� �is first and foremost a Red
Sox fan�..and I hate those motherfuckers (�.even
though some of them are my friends�..I hate that part of you). �I want them to experience misery.
Now for
this week�s game�my wish list:
1) Want to run over Chad Brown�..want his skank, sushi-eatin� wife to be
slapped with a fish from Wholley�s.
2) Want Brady to break his fuckin� leg��hopefully via Fat Casey Hampton rollin� on him.
3) Then the usual��
Want Willie to run wild
�Want Ben to torch the
rag-tag secondary
� Want to kick Corey
Dillon�s ass
A couple
more things�.can�t we leave Cowher the fuck alone
while he�s winning. �He wins 34-7�.he�s
accused of turtling.�
He wins 27-7�.he keeps the wrong guys�cuts the wrong guys�..he turtled too much 10 years ago�.he played the wrong players
5 years ago.
Believe me,
I was pissed as hell with his FG call in the AFCCG�.and I�m sure we�ll have
enough opportunity legitimately criticize him as the season progresses�.but
calling for his head now???
Found a
fellow Stiller fan at work here in New Hampshire. �My buddy Ricard,
who moved up this summer from New
Orleans. �We watched the game together last week�was a
welcome respite for him from the pain and suffering that his family in Louisiana has
experienced, and was a alot
of fun for me.