Bear
with me, I gotta rant a little bit here�this one
broke the bank for �Kotite�-ing a season.
1.
Since OBVIOUSLY he is un-effin-willing to do any sort
of personnel evaluation, Gildon will start, and no rookies
and others will see the green of the field. This game seals it, he is an
incompetent manager. This is embarrassing. SIX-NOTHING???
Maybe this game wasn�t a �must-win�. According to Bill, NO games this year have
been a must win. Marty Morningwig LAUGHS at Bill
Cower. Bill Cowerwig.
2.
He will put up a front that will make the Iraqi Information Minister envious.
And we know that Shelly Anderson and the rest of the jelly-filled-fish who
write "sports" in Pittsburgh will sit there quaking wondering if one
of them will be brave enough to ask, maybe even wonder this week, what in the frickin hell is going on with this team. Maybe Ed Bouchette will be brave enough to write a milquetoast mildly
critical article in his Black and Gold Insider column. It�s only the end of
this ridiculous maddening season.
3.
Next week will be the Marty Bowl. I am going, I am going to drink...I am going
to drink a lot especially since it will be a late game and cold and will be
with my friend Bud Carson and Bill will be out to win. Prediction: LT 178yds,
2TDs. Bill will again put in his trusty lazy ass veterans because, of course,
with a passing offense, you need a consistency, and that's what a Jerome Bettis, a Tommy Maddox, a Amos Zeroeue
give you, and Dante Brown and Dee Brown and B Brown and Bill Brown and Jim
Brown and whoever might be able to run the goddamn ball in cold weather don�t
give you the kind of things that veteran players give. They will be watching
because it is best to have eager young players get their energy and zest for
the game diminished�this IS what the head of personnel (BILL COWHER) thinks,
right? Is this logical or does it even make any sense? Why is
it that what Cowher has done this year since camp
has made no sense whatsoever? Could Shelly ask this question this week? Or will
she be busy writing a column to try to quell any criticism of her and her brave
co-propagandists? Does Shelly know who George Allen and Joe Gibbs are?
4.
Did everyone see Gildon tha
Puss pull up on tackling a STANDING STILL Ty Wheatley
last week? Why, if he did do this and he did, is he playing this week? This
site rips Gildon consistently with a purpose. He
plays so soft that he may as well be a mattress salesman. But this play shows
that the Steelers play a 3-3 defense, 10 players, not 11. I mean, he didn�t
whiff, he didn�t overpursue, he jogged to where a
STANDING STILL Ty Wheatley was waiting for him to hit
him, and he didn�t even love tap him. So past Gildon,
it was TEN defenders who had to stop the run. Yet he started this week. What�s
the problem here? A broken VCR? Maybe they could call
one of those crack AV guys we all went to high school with and they could wheel
a film projector out to the South Side on one of those black carts with the
busted wheel. Zo Jackson has one thing on his mind, kill the ballcarrier so he
can make the team. Big Beastly Jay has one thing on his mind, the season�s
almost over and I played well in the Arizona game and got a good record because
football is made tough on defenders with some of the things that offenses are doing
this year, that it makes it hard for a defense to stop the offense.
I
think a new modification should be added to the Pittsburgh Polka.
DEFENSE,
DEEEFENSE, please tackle the ballcarrier when he has
the ball and is stationary (EVERYBODY!!!)
DEFENSE, DEEEFENSE
you guys look great out there with your big muscles, but
you are Urkels!!!
GILLLDON,
GILLLDON, can you believe he can�t tackle?!?!
We�re from the
town with the great football team.
We scratch our head at the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The point of
the game is not to watch the plays unfold in front of you
And number 92
is awful.
5.
Don�t worry about evaluating any young players this week. You guys don�t have
the aptitude like Bill Cower, Mike Mulearkey �and Timid Lewis so
the plan is to do the evaluation next year, in preseason because it�s a two
year process when you have guys like a Jerome Bettis,
a Plax Burress�I like the heart of this team.
6.
OOH RAH! Hats off to the the 4th ID! If I see
any soldiers at the game, beers on me!