Quick Stillers-Skins Pregame outlook Sep 12, 2016
It’s the season opener…which can only mean one thing: the disorganized clusterfuk of Michael Stoogelin.
Here’s what ya can expect from the Stillers in tonite’s game:
- Loads of comical disorganization and confusion.
- Led by Camp Cupcake, there’ll be plenty of softee tackling and a dearth of hard-nosed, physical football, plus missed tackles galore.
- At least 5 pre-snap penalties.
- At least 2 wasted TOs due to imbecilic confusion.
- Cousins, the Foreskins QB, having eons of time to nonchalantly stand back in the pocket, without the slightest glint of harassment
- The TE, Reed, roaming WIDE open on numerous plays with nary a defender within 25 feet.
A winnable game, no doubt, as the Skins aren’t the second coming of the ’85 Bears. But anticipate loads of slop and slather from the Stoogelin-coached team.
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