I WAS A DRAFT PRODIGY
� ellipses, bad conventions and more
By Swissvale72
My friend, 43Seek&Destroy51,
from the message board (heretofore referred to as 43/51), has offered me some
feedback on my writing.� In his esteemed
opinion, my articles are fraught with too many �ellipses and bad conventions.�� Truthfully, I�m not sure what 43/51 means, as
I�ve not been a student for many years, and truthfully, I wasn�t exactly a
stellar student during my school days (see, last year�s article, �D-III
Academic Tales�).�� I believe that 43/51
is still a student.� To his credit, he
attends
Anyway, I�m thinking that 43/51
means �eclipses,� and I was always taught never to look directly at an eclipse
of the sun, and I�ve certainly been to my share of �bad� conventions.�� In fact, most conventions I attend aren�t
particularly worthwhile.� The best
conventions, in fact, are the ones of which you blow off most sessions, like
the one I recently attended in
Anyway, might it be the case that
43/51 is referring to my practice of using lots of dots, like this��.� Are those �ellipses?�� If so, I�ll tell you what, 43/51.� There will be no �ellipses� in this
article.� I�m already finding it hard as
hell.� And I�m sure you will let me know
if I�m guilty of using �bad conventions� this time.
Long ago, young Stiller
friends, the NFL Draft was held during the week.� It began, I believe on a Tuesday morning, and
one had to rely on radio updates from KDKA or KQV directly from Steeler headquarters downtown, on
I�ll offer some background.� �On
October 27th, 1968, the winless Pittsburgh Steelers (0-6), faced off
against the equally moribund Philadelphia Eagles, in a contest dubbed �The O.J.
Simpson Bowl,� the conventional (there�s that word again) thinking that the
loser of that game would gain the #1 draft pick, and pick the USC phenom.� I sat in the
North End Zone of Pitt Stadium that day, my 13-year-old ass having trudged up
It was a grotesque event, that
October 27th of 1968 game, tied 3-3, with the Eagles facing a 4th
& 1 on their own 10-yard line at the 2-minute warning.� The Eagles attempted to pick up the first
down, failed, and our Steelers kicked a field goal, for a 6-3 victory.� The crowd went wild, all 19,000 of us!!� That victory propelled the Steelers into a
streak of sorts, beating the Falcons in Atlanta the following week, playing the
Cardinals to a tie the following week,�
prior to dropping their final 5 contests to end the �68 campaign with a
2-11-1 mark.� Neither the Steelers nor
the Eagles finished with the worst record though.� That distinction was awarded the
On Draft Eve though, at
The picks directly following were
interesting.� The Bungals
picked QB Greg Cook, San Diego with the 9th pick, chose QB Marty Domres of Columbia.�
For the record, I applied to
- Safety Schools (a school that your kids knows will take
them if nothing else works out)
- Match Schools (schools that you think will accept your
kid, and would be a good fit academically)
- Reach Schools (maybe your kid will get lucky, and a
better school might accept them).
For me,
Who needed
The Draft Prodigy had his finest
hour on Draft Eve 1971.� I decided to
make a bonus pick on Draft Eve, not only predicting, per our tradition, the
Steelers #1 pick, but their #2 pick as well.�
I made the call of Grambling WR Frank Lewis as the # 1 pick, the #8
overall selection, then further predicted that
the Steelers would draft
The Draft Prodigy, now aging around
his 17th birthday, extended his magical selections by predicting
that the Steelers would select Franco Harris with the 13th overall
choice in the 1972 draft.�� Before we
continue the criticism of Bill Cowher, for his
reported disinclination to select Ben Roethlisberger
with the Steelers first pick in the �04 Draft, let�s remember that The Emperor,
Chaz Noll, preferred Robert Newhouse as the Steeler�s first selection.�
Interestingly, Newhouse was not chosen by the Cowboys until the second
round, with the 35th overall selection.� Franco�s more popular Penn State teammate, Lydell Mitchell, you ask.�
He was chosen by the Colts, not until the second round with the 48th
overall selection.� In a draft oddity,
Mitchell was the Colts final choice of 3 consecutive second round picks.
In 1973, The Draft Prodigy was 18
years old, a college freshman, had registered for the Selective Service, and
had squandered his Draft Magic.� I don�t
remember who I predicted as the Steelers #1 choice in the 1973 draft, but it
was not J.T. Thomas from
Wow; I think I�ve done it
43/51!!� I don�t believe there are any
ellipses herein.� What about the Bad
Conventions, though??� Please let me
know.