WHO DO WE ROOT FOR.... (AFC)???

WHO DO WE ROOT FOR (AFC)�.????

Now that we�re toast

By Swissvale72

 

 

Now that it will take a miracle of epic proportion for the Steelers to salvage a playoff spot, and not even I, the eternal optimist, can generate much hope, who might we convey well wishes to come January???

 

1. Indy:� I�ll root for Dungy�..former Steeler, who just last week referenced his Steeler playobook in SI�..but several negative factors��

-they�re a team that moved

-they play in a dome

-they�re a prolific passing, poor defense team..

-Manning.

Sorry Tony, can�t root for ya.

 

2. San Diego�..could it be the era that we�re in�.Marty Jr. wins it all last year, Marty Sr. this year�..reverse trends�..Marty Sr. shit the bed with a good team last year, Marty Jr. shits said bed this year��and�..my recurring dream of a perfect San Diego weekend�.that alone should be enough��negatives

-powder blue

-all-time hero nicknamed �Bambi�

result:� this team is just too damn gay�..blue unis, players named for deer�(but, plenty of gaybos didn�t stop the 69ers�.uh, mean, the 49ers, in the 80s)

�high perecentages of aliens and border patrol at Qualcomm�..plus

�..it hates the Chargers

can�t root for �em

 

3. Baltimore��no positives at all.

-they�re a team that moved

-Billick

-general thuggery

-can�t root for a team that�s the color of eggplant

-hate bird names�..even if it grounded in local yore�..(makes it better than Eagles, Falcons, though)

-Ravens��despise these mofos��

 

4. New England�..respect this team�.like Belichick�.like Brady�.but

-hate Kraft

-generally despise this team

-mega-despise their undeserving bandwagon fan base�.their stupid talk radio

-bottom line�.if I didn�t live here, I could root for this team�..but�.I do live here, I can�t�.plus�..it doesn�t want anyone to tie Noll�s 4 SBs

 

����� 5.���� KC�..

������������ -simple�..can�t have a coach dumber than Cowher win it�..

 

����� 6.��� Denver�.

������������ -I don�t mind Shanahan, but I could never root for him.

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����� 7.�� Jax�.

����������� -Easy��FUCK NO�.

 

����� 8.�� NYJ

���������� -Easier�.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAH

 

Bottom line:�� Steelers aren�t in the tournament��.root for no one��hope they all lose�pox on all their houses�.hope every QB breaks his fuckin� leg��a thousand curses, etc., etc., etc.

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