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My Ass is in the House

January 04, 2005 by Swissvale72

The fateful e-mail came from my brother, Tony

The fateful e-mail came from my brother, Tony.�Gina has put in dibs for the AFC Championship game.Some bs about her and James having gone out for 3 years.�My response was, �Oh, I guess that means she wants go with him.�

 

See, I�ve been extremely fortunate over the years.Tony�s been a season-ticket holder for 34 years, cut way back on his game attendance some years ago, preferring to watch at home. His seats at Three Rivers were excellent. ��I remember sitting with him as a 15-year-old when Three Rivers was opening in 1970.He basically had his pick if where he would be way back then, there not being a ton of season ticket holders.He chose end zone, upper deck, first fuckin� row.From the 40-yard line in, you were right on top of the play.Unbeatable!!He then got way screwed on his seat assignment for Heinz Field, unable to apply for a PSL for EZ seats, going into the general pool for sideline seats, seeing 2-year season ticket holders on the 40, while his seats are at the goal line.He�s never set foot in the place.He�s also a Penn State grad, despises Pitt, and objects to having to travel on Tony Dorsett Drive to get to Heinz.I gotta say�.you can see pretty fuckingood, though, from his seats.

 

So, if I�m able to get my ass to Pittsburgh, I�ve been way lucky in being able to go to the game with my nephew, Dave, Tony�s son.Dave is now 21; I first started attending games with him when he was 11.I�ve gone from buying him hot chocolate when his teeth were chattering prior to the Buffalo playoff game in �95, to buying him beer during a warm day against Cinci earlier this year. We�ve heckled together (..see previous article from August/September), and been absolutely fuckin� depressed together following the �97 &�01 title games.He�s flown to New England, alone, as a 14-year old, and attended the Immaculate Interception game with me.We laughed like hyenas while 60,000 zombies filed out of Foxboro that night, giving us the finger and calling us assholes. We will be attending together on Jan. 15th for the Divisional playoffs.

 

Anyway, Dave thinks his sister is a �bandwagon jumper� but she�s a serious fan in her own right, having gone to the New England, Philly and Baltimore games this year, and also attending in the Meadowlands, as she now lives and works in New Joisey.Dave was hoping for a major snowstorm that would prevent his sister from coming to the AFC Championship game.I wasn�t praying for that, as it�s likely that could jeopardize my travel as well, but I did inquire of the possibility of Gina & James breaking up before then!!The odd weren�t good, though.First off, the breakup would have to be on Gina�s end.James would have to be a double idiot!!First off, he�d be a stupid fuckin� idiot to break up with Gina under any circumstance. Secondly he�d be a double fuckin� idiot to do so when his ass is about to land in a seat for the AFC Championship. And, even if the breakup occurred, I�m likely still on the outs, as Gina likely travels to Pittsburgh and goes to the game with her little brother.

 

Now, I�m also getting in touch with my own mortality.I�ll be turning 50 at the end of this month.I say to myself, �How many more games of this magnitude, if any, will be played in Pittsburgh during my lifetime.�I decide that with my level of emotional involvement in this fuckin� football team, that my ass simply has to be in the house on January 23rd.My 15-year old daughter says, �Daddy, what house??�She�ll learn.

 

Last week in PEI, I spend considerable scouring e-bay, contacting sellers of tickets to the Divisional Playoffs directly, ascertaining who�s selling to the AFC Championship.I ask Tony if Dave is willing to pay several hundred dollars to attend the AFC Championship.Tony tells me that Dave�s question is whether his Dad, meaning Tony, will spend several hundred dollars for Dave to attend the AFC Championship game.

 

The most interesting response comes from a guy who after 8-years on the waiting list, finally gets his tickets, then gets transferred to fuckinTexas.He wants assurance from me that I�m not a ticket broker, that I�m a real fan.I direct him to www.stillers.com, and tell him to examine the articles by SteelHearted.�I�m sold,� he says, though his being sold did not lead to any price-slashing. $375/ticket later, and with solid play by the Steelers on Jan. 15, my ass will in fact be �in the house� for our gateway to the Super Bowl.

 

Dave�he�s paying face value of $110, his dad�s picking up the rest of the tab.

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