CAUGHT IN THE TRAP
Thoughts from the mind like a steel trap�
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Hey, everyone�LAY OFF Stewart for a change, fer
chrissakes.� The man is NOT the most
accurate QB on the planet, and he never will be.� Check out those skillets that Plaxico wears on his hands if you
want to find blame!!� Sheez.� We fried eggs in Boy Scouts with those
skillets!?!!
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Rollouts?� Where are
they???� MIA in the Mularkey
offense.� We have the most athletic QB
this side of Vick, and all we get is the STALE quarterback draw�and everyone in
the stadium knows it�s coming!!� Memo to
Mike:� roll out Stewart.� Not once.�
Like maybe TEN TIMES A GAME, you imbecile!!!
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The Trap was totally outspoken in his desire to CUT Jerame
2-Man.� Trap called for it repeatedly in
training camp.� NOW � weeks later � need
we even ASK the obvious???� WHAT
FUNCTION does this oxygen-stealer have on this team?� Pass catcher???� Was there
a bigger drop in the Raiduh game than 2-Man�s drop of a 3rd down
pass right in his mitts???� And people
have the nerve to rip on Stewart????�
WTF?
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As many have already posted, and as many writers have
already written:� stopping the 3rd
down blues starts directly with eschewing the soft, passive coverage of wide
receivers�what point is there in having big, physical cornerbacks when they get
stuck in a wussy scheme that has them playing 15-yards off the
receivers???� Press coverage, supported
by blitzing the piss out of the QB, hitting him, and making him THINK about it
the next play he goes back to pass.�
This is very simple, yet the simpleminded on the Cowherd staff get
migraines trying to figure it out�?
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Trap also begged for Simmons to be the right guard from day
one.� In typical fashion, and just as
Trap predicted, the buffoons on the Cowherd staff stubbornly stuck with a fat
tackle who has no footwork to play guard.�
And people actually DEFEND Cowherd�s intelligence???� What is that about?
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Trap is still backing the elevation of Mike Logan to
starter.� Alexander�s �knowledge� is way
overrated�Trap will take speed, ballhawking, and hitting over all of
Alexander�s knowledge any day�
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Everyone seen how wide open the Stiller tight ends have been
on every pass that�s been thrown to them?�
Memo to Mularkey:� Keep throwing
to them until the defense respects it, you numbskull!� Just don�t throw to 2-Man � he can�t catch a Kleenex with
flypaper.
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Can Clements PLEASE teach Stewart how to throw the ball with
AIR under it when going deep??�
Please!� Stewart hasn�t thrown a
deep ball with a high trajectory since the Michigan game�
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Josh Miller has Trap�s ire.�
He punts from his own 10, and shanks a 38-yarder.� He punts from the 50 and booms the ball into
the endzone�WTF?
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Let�s ride the Bus against the Brownies.� Just pound and pound and pound�with a few
bombs to Plex to keep them honest�!
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BTW,� I watched a
good bit of the Brownie game, and watched Earl Holmes closely.�� He had a good game.� I did, however, feel that he does not get
the gaps and fissures in the 4-3 defense that he used to get in the 3-4.� I�m thinking that he is suited only for the
3-4 defense, something my esteemed colleague Steel Haven brought up long ago�
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For anyone who did not read Steel Phantom�s column earlier
this week about the Law of Unintended Consequences�please read it.� It is incredibly balls on, and meticulously
well-written.� A MUST READ.