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Random thoughts: �06 Wrapup

By Swissvale72

 

 

What the fuck!!� Told you asshats, any that would listen�that had the Steelers taken care of their own shit, the pieces of the puzzle would have fallen into place.� Nine & fuckin� 7 would have done it!!� One more fuckin� win�..would have been in.� Okay�I know�was part of your argument�.the Steelers wouldn�t win out, after the first Ravens loss.

 

Speaking of woulda, coulda , shouldas though�..what if you�re a fan of the Denver Broncos (and the death of Darrent Williams, RIP, transcends all of this)�.or better yet, a fan of the Gabyo Cincinnati Bengals.� I have to admit, I was rooting for Denver on Sunday�.didn�t want to think that 9-7 would have gotten us in�but the more I reflect, I�m damn glad it was the loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers, in overtime�that cost the shitty fuckin� Bengals a playoff spot.� There was the Iranian Terrorist and Cinco Ocho walking off the field dejected��HAHA fuckin� HA!!

Can you imagine, when THEY look back on the games they lost�.

�last game of season, their kicker pushes 40 yard FG wide right

�.next to last game of season, their long-snapper fucks up an extra point

�Tampa Bay�beaten on a 4^th down pass by a rookie QB�.on a replay reversal!!

�up on San Diego by about 50 fuckin� points at halftime�.only to lose.

Gay-ass Bengals�chokers�.always have been�.always will be.

 

Thanks to the Irrepressible Still it, drawing information from Pittsburgh Quarterly, I apparently cannot be credited with the discovery of the positively-based mental illness, which I�ve dubbed PEIS (Post-Euphoric Immersion Syndrome).� Apparently, a local psychologist beat me to it, naming it BIRG (Basking in Reflected Glory)�.and its negative corollary�.which was, I forget�was it BARF (Basking Against Reflected Failures).� Apparently, the article credits Pittsburgh with having the highest percentage of crazed football fans�illustrated by one�s tale of jumping from the Fort Pitt Bridge, along with many others, following the SB IX victory.� Now�.I often write of jumping from bridges in despair�.haven�t thought about expressing my joy thusly.� I was going to jump in Baboosic Lake�.a local NH body of water, had we made the playoffs�..I don�t� swim well enough to be jumping from bridges when I�m� happy, though��thanks, it, for the discovery.

 

FWP:� does need to work on his hanging onto the ball, particularly in the red zone�but ya know what�.he found the end zone 16 times this year, more than any other Steeler in history.� He�s a tough little mother-fucker, too�.his 337 carries were the 4^th most in Steeler history�.more than Franco Harris ever carried in a single season.� Willie would have liked to have gained 1500 yards, falling 6 yards short.�� Here was his easiest path�.if we would have given him the fuckin� ball on 1^st & goal from the 6 against the shitty Bengals back in September�.we were running the ball down their fuckin� throats�..would have gone up 14-0, won the game, made the fuckin� playoffs!!!

 

Okay�..now who to root for??� Fuck �em all�..most of �em anyway�.

San Diego:� gay-ass powder blue unis, stadium full of illegals, icon named Bambi�plus, it hates the fuckin� Chargers�.can�t root� for �em.

Ravens:� despicable�.could NEVER root for that team.

Pats:� �maybe if I didn�t live here�.their fuckin� fans are absolutely insufferable�plus, can�t have �em win 4 SBS in 6 years.

Colts:� gay-ass Colts�.like Dungy�.he wins it all, he will give credit to his Steeler roots, but�.Manning�.play in� a dome�.moved out of Baltimore under cover of darkness�.weak-ass D�.can�t root for �em.

Jets:� Would love to see �em take out the Pats this weekend�..hey, maybe Kimo will break Brady�s leg�.make it an annual playoff event��would love to see the Belichick-Mangini meeting if the Jets win�..Belichick will be punchin� on his fat pupil.

KC:� Well�.if Dumb Fuck Cowher can win a Super Bowl�.maybe Dumber Fuck Herm Edwards can win won as well.� Can you even believe that this team, who we whipped up on, 45-7, made the playoffs?

 

Bears:� I don�t give a shit if they win.

Saints:� That�s who I�m rooting for�.can�t see it happening though.

Iggles:� Would be okay�..talk about insufferable though�.it�s too much fan hearing their fans whine when they lose��would rather have them lose the NFCCG in OT to the Saints.

Giants:� hopin� they lose this weekend��want Plaxico to get shut out, Manning to suck, Tiki Barber to incur a facial injury, and Coughlin�s head to explode

Cowboys/Seahwawks:� Who the fuck do you root for in THAT game�.gay-ass Seahawks�.I�m starting to hate Tony Homo�..hope they both lose.

 

Last random thought:� All of you that were critical, and then piled on, the Santonio Holmes selection�.Kiss My Ass!!� We didn�t make the playoffs, granted, but what a final play for the �06 season!!� Can we build on it!!� Here�s hoping.

 

And lastly, then I�ll shut the fuck up�..for all of you that were so damn impatient for the �06 campaign to commence�..could not bask in PEIS�.this off-season, my friends, is the off-season of impatience�.September can�t come soon enough�who will be leading the charges??� Won�t happen�but my choice:�� Mark Whipple.