3rd STREET SHUFFLE

3^rd STREET SHUFFLE

Steelers Coaching Carousel

By Swissvale72

I know it�s not September, and I said I wouldn�t write.� Sue me....I�m an addict!!� Everyone�s entitled to my opinion.

A few observations about the three finalists; thoughts I�ve not seen printed elsewhere:

1.          Russ Grimm:� Besides being a Fat Fuck, and having a potentially Hall of Fame playing ��career, I, for the first time, saw a picture of Fat Russ sans hat.�� Russ�.do yourself a favor�keep the lid on, my Friend�.don�t allow yourself to be photographed that way.� Other thing�.and it�s a personal bias, definitely not shared by the majority of posters on stillers.com.�� I always established 2 camps on Western Pennsylvania college football.� Smart kids went to Penn State; stupid asses went to Pitt.� Russ went to Pitt.

2. Mike Tomlin:� I really like Mike.� Sounds bright, meteoric rise through the coaching ranks.� One thing that puzzles me though.�� Tomlin has 2 sons, one of whom is named Dino.� Dino??� DINO??� Anyone else know a black male named Dino??� Be like the Morelli family naming their kid Tyrone�or the Shaughnessy family naming their kid Ho Chi Minh�.or the Rodriquez family naming their kid Boris�.or the Wang family naming their kid Seamus (for the record, I bought a Steeler jersey off E-Bay from a seller named�..Long Wang�.I kid you not).� Anyway�.DINO�.wonder if this came up during his interview�.maybe that�s why it took so long.

3. Ron Rivera:�� Don�t know much about Rivera, the Latino candidate�..and this might sound odd coming from a man, but it�s about his hair.� Sorry�.just don�t trust a guy that combs his hair straight back�.Pat Riley�.don�t trust him�..too slick, too Mafioso�.nah, don�t want Rivera.

So, who do the Steelers hire.� My mom wants Fat Fuck Grimm.� My mom really wants the Pittsburgh news to stop fuckin� talking about it.� I think it�ll be Tomlin.

I think the Rooneys are torn.� I think they fully expected to hire Grimm.� I think they wanted to keep the pieces together for a Super Bowl run next year.�� They Rooneys take a long view of things though.� They know Tomlin�s special; they don�t want him to get away.� Remember, 1992, the job was going to be Idiot Wannstadt�s (remember�.dumb guys, Pitt�..there you have it), until Cowher reportedly blew them away on his interview.� They never expected to hire Cowher�.got the job on the strength of his interview.� Who the hell had heard of Cowher?� Nobody.� Who the hell had heard of Tomlin?� Nobody!!� Mike Tomlin�.and Dino�will be coming to Pittsburgh.� Now�good omen�.I assume that Tomlin doesn�t have an Italian mother, but��last black guy in the Burgh, Italian name�..Franco somebody??