Kirkland Loses 15 Pounds
Doughboy Kirkland was in the 'Burgh for team coaching sessions, and according to the PG, the lardboy has lost 15 pounds. Presumably, then, that puts him at about 280, since he easily had ballooned up to 295 last season.� I'd say he's got another 15 to go, if he is truly serious about returning to Pro-Bowl form and leading the team to the playoffs.�� Especially considering the season ended OVER 5 months ago, 15 pounds off a 295 pound body is like removing a few gallons of water from an Olympic swimming pool.�� In over 5 months, the tub-o-lard has lost a whopping 3 pounds per month. ��Excuse me if I'm not overly impressed, especially considering this is a man who has no full time job this time of year, makes $4 mill per year, and is SUPPOSED to be one of the team captains.
I wonder what would have happened if Cowher had not "dispatched" the trainer and water boy to South Carolina to check on him????
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